HELL AND JERUSALEM BUS DRIVERS

 

If there is such a place at all

Called Hell

It was invented for the drivers

Of the number 13 bus

In Jerusalem

 

And if there’s any justice

In this world at all

There is a special hall

Reserved in Hell

For the drivers

Of the number 13 bus

In Jerusalem

 

They are young 

And rude and crude

They won’t wait for old ladies

Running like crazy

Even when the passengers

Scream at them to wait a second

 

They slam the door shut

In people’s faces,

Mostly old people,

But what the Hell,

Young as well

 

Except if they are young women

Who are very pretty

Then our drivers turn on the charm

And forget they make it a point

To always be consistently nasty

 

They play music so loud

and so horrible

at unacceptable decibels

and honk their horns

at every corner

just for fun

just to show they’re number one

 

When they go to the Other Side

They’re going straight to Egged Hell

And for all of Eternity

will have to travel the number 13 bus

Just like us